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Kidnapping

Anonymous · 7 years ago

    • What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

    Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

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    Anonymous · 8 years ago

    • How many times does 43 go into 8?

    Get in the van and find out.

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