Abba jokes

Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

—Romans 8:15-16

Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.

It was very Abba-riginal.

ABBaS.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.