TechPriestGotDrip

I thought to myself one day, "If the Emperor can have drip then why can't I?" and now you must suffer my [drip] wrath of cringe jokes.
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I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

when you learn how to
disassemble your car key
I know the secrets
of the machine
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When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

Parents: are you still a virgin?
The toaster: