Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
TechPriestGotDrip
I thought to myself one day, "If the Emperor can have drip then why can't I?" and now you must suffer my [drip] wrath of cringe jokes.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
I dare you not to laugh
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
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Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!
toast must burn
Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
