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My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

When I walk to school, I fart.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.