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I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.