Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt? A. They call an AmBOOlance.
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My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
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I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!