Vegetative Whore

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Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

Gang Rape

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Morbid jokes

Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?

A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Incest

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.