What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Amaurotic Idiocy
@amauroticidiocy
If it exists, I'll make fun of it.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.
It was a gas.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?
Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.