Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Simone
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
I should probably stop making rape jokes. They just feel so forced.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!