Shower thoughts

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Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in