Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Shower thoughts
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
I learned how to say virgin in German: "Good and tight."
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
How do you blind an Irish woman? You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What is the definition of confusion? Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.