Shower thoughts

I learned how to say virgin in German: "Good and tight."

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.

How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?

Because they’ll get chapped lips.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

How do you blind an Irish woman? You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.

How do you blind an Irish woman?

You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

What is the definition of confusion? Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.