What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
scooter McFly
What is the darkest month? Black History Month
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with the gay person? They’re never straight with you
What did God say when he made the first black man? crap I burnt one
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays? Their place
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.