Why are camels known as ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Arab semen
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Why is it that skinny man love fat woman? Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why don’t Indians play soccer? Because every time they’re at the corner, they built a store
How do you know Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rip from black women?
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
I got that dawg in me Said the Asian men after lunch
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running