RapBoat
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints