Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
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What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A MIC WRENCH
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!