What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
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How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
