How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is