Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
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Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
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Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
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BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
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If laughter is contagious, Kris’s jokes are IMMUNITY