Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
