RapBoat

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Registered on 3/30/2024 · 33 followers · Last active 1 day ago

The image shows the text "Drake fans be like 'He still won, just read this'" above a collage of images, including stacks of text, alchemical symbols, and a bottle of Natural Light beer.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With a MICRO-MINT!

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Drake and Kendrick Lamar are pictured standing close together, with an overlaying text that reads: "If they weren't beefin and had to share the same bed would they explore each other's bodies? I say yes."

A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."

What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?

A mic wrench.

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!

What kind of tests do rappers always pass?

Sound checks!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

Unemployed.

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

A picture of the face of a person superimposed on the superhero Flash, with the text: "It was ME, Kendrick!! I spread those p3do rumors about myself to trick you! haha you fell for it. IT WAS ALL ME KENDRICK!!!"

What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?

A sniff beat.