Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.