RapBoat

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS

What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?

Dr. Dre

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a BEAT

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES

What's do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS

What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?

RHYME-STEIN

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To SWEEP the competition

What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?

MC Planter

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their BEATS

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil Spice

How do rappers greet each other?

With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Trout