RapBoat

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Saucy

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?

Mic drops.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.