My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Noah578
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What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
The W in Africa stands for water
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.