What’s the best part having sex with a pregnant woman? You can have sex and a blow job at the same time
Shower thoughts
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
How do non-binary people kill people They slash them
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
What do you call a n apartment full of black people A CON-dominium
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
Why do vegans use blowjobs Because they can’t take real meat
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate Periods because They per Collins
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever Close the casket
What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking