Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Shower thoughts
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road
What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade? Capture the flag.
What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common? None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in
What do you call it when a gay guy farts An abortion
What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded