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Lostin Flowers

Now defunct profile on a dying site.

Registered on 9/1/2021 · 27 followers · Last active 3 months ago

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

My girlfriend and I:

A meme showing two people in dinosaur costumes crossing a street. The text says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Me when school ends on a Friday

A video shows a person, supposedly a student, running away from a room after school ends on Friday. The text overlay says 'I'm free.'

Americans:

The image shows text that says "A group of fish is called a school." followed by "Americans:". Below that are two men firing guns into a body of water. The source of the image is @LITMEMES.DAILY and ifunny.co.

Bye bye Jerry!

A gray cat holding a weapon is sitting in front of a mouse hole. The text says, "It was on that day Tom had enough of Jerry's shit."

Me:

The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald, the mascot for McDonald's, wearing glasses and holding a machine gun. The text above the image says, "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:".

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

Willy Wonka meme

A picture of Willy Wonka looking surprised with the text "Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!"

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

What I if told you

A close-up of Morpheus from The Matrix, wearing sunglasses. The text above him reads "WHAT I IF TOLD YOU" and below him "YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG."

Me:

A young boy in a blue martial arts outfit is doing a high kick against a tree. The text on the image reads "Friend: here comes your crush, act natural. Me:"

Nunchucks!

Two nuns are used as handles of a nunchuck. The two nuns are connected by the chain.

Bluey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person smiles widely with text that says "Everything is going really well and you feel great about your life's trajectory." In the second panel, the same person looks distressed with text that says "The holidays brought difficult questions from family and now you're overthinking everything." In the third panel, a scene from the cartoon "Bluey" is shown with the same person smiling again.

When you overslept and can't find Noah

The image shows a dinosaur standing on a paddle board in the water, with the text 'When you overslept and can't find Noah'.

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Happy New Year!

Michael Scott from The Office is doing the 'rock on' hand gesture with both hands. The text says: "Happy New Year!".

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