Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
GG Miller
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.