Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
why did 6 eat 7 because 7 ate 9
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.