Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
when someone calls you gay say im straight straighter than your hairline
why did 6 eat 7 because 7 ate 9
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen