You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?" Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
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