DAP ME UP

Real Name: Auggy Age: 16 Birthday: June 18th Date of Birth: 06/18/2008 Hobbies: WJE, Drawing, Video Games, Calling @Facemcshooty a retard City/State: North Platte NE Height: 6'1 Gender: Male Contacts: dap.me.up.original@gmail.com

Registered on 6/25/2023 · 21 followers · Last active 14 hours ago

An image shows two anime characters facing each other. The character on the left is sitting up and appears to be yelling with his hands positioned by his face. The character on the right is laying down and has an agitated expression. Both have red hair.

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

Fr

The image shows a split-screen of the same cat. On the left, the cat looks grumpy with squinted eyes and a frown. Text reads "BEFORE COFFEE". On the right, the same cat has wide eyes and is smiling with its mouth open, showing its teeth. Text reads "AFTER COFFEE".

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

FR

The meme shows a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there is a photo of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looking muscular with an explosion in the background and the text "HOW I FEEL AFTER I LEAVE THE GYM." On the right, there is a photo of a chubby baby with the text "When you're cute but you ain't summer ready."

Haha

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The top picture shows a muscular man with dumbbells. The text above the picture reads, "How I think I look at the gym." The bottom picture shows a different man holding a small dumbbell. The text below this image reads, "How I really look."

my brother

A white cat is lying on a treadmill. The text reads, "When you wanna get in shape for the summer, but life is hard."

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

Fr all you gotta do is get one enemy

A person with wide eyes and mouth open looking frightened. The text says: "pov: someone ip grabbed you and starts sending hitmen after you."

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/737561892

A black and white photo of Albert Einstein with the text 'JUST GO FOR IT, MAN' overlaid on the image. The source is makememe.org.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.