Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
BOOTY$MACKA
Smacking booty is my passion
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together, we can STOP this shit"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.