Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
why are Americans so bad at clash of clans, cause they already lost two towers
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I hate my wife
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
