Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Worst Jokes Ever
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
A black cat will be racist next.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
