i like little Johnny’s tight booty cheeks
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
nuns are lowkey hot
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
women need to be in the kitchen
gay people would suck at war
Osama Bin Laden is the best angry birds player of all time
What is the difference between a orphan and a apple, apples get picked 😀
Why’d I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she’s hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why can’t orphans play baseball because they can’t find home
I can’t decide if i like rocking chairs or not…I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
Why can orphans not play baseball they can’t not hit
a home run
An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he’s suicide and quickly HUNG up
Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
what did one butt say to the other?
something brown is slithering down
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!