Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
Statistics show 9 outa 10 people enjoy gang rape
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.
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Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereβs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Whatβs the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, iβd be more broke than the rap haters.
Whatβs the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
Whatβs the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
Theyβre both in my bed
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking