Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Listen my brother's , if you see a photo of her with a another person
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a hung autist... Dead
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
Miksi michael jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Juice wrld died a legend, making these jokes wont get you anywhere. Grow up
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Foxy is red, Bonnie is blue, And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What sound does an Indian make when ur trying to fuc**** it? ieieieie.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? THEY DON'T HAVE A HOME!!
