Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Q. What's a conspiracy theorist's favourite letter? A. Q
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
