Worst Jokes Ever

in Orphan

whats the difference between an orphan and stuart little? Stuart little got chosen

Donald Trump

Like this if you like me.

in Orphan

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.

in Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

in Orphan

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

in Orphan

guys we need to stop telling orphan jokes, there gonna tell their parents. oh wait nevermind continue

ya boy
in Twin Towers

why can’t Americans play chess

because they’re missing two towers

in Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Anonymous
in Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:… Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan

PenguinPie

I saw an ad that said, “By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen” So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You’re welcome to the two people’s identities I saved!

Anonymous
in Sex

That autistic kid having sex for the first time’ "U The Hips, U The Hips

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t a orphan has sex because they don’t have eneyone to call daddy

Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Jumpy

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Jumpy

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him “so are you Indian?” and the Muslim goes “no bitch, i ain’t 7 eleven i’m 9/11”

Ezla<3

A white dude walks up to a muslim and says “so you’re an indian?” and the muslim says “no brotha, i’m not 7 eleven i’m 9/11”

Anonymous

Denki: Did you just… fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented