What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Daveon be eating quaker oats
Daveon is my blud cuh
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
