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Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
It davving on the eons broski
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