Your hairline so cricket will Smith can't slap it back in place
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on
The emo tried to high five the tree and it left him hanging
You're sponsoring Ebay with your hairline
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey?,l Where's my super suit!!??
Where do orphans get stuff from The reject shop
Made a website for orphans unfortunately there is no homepage
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
Walter white
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft.
He dressed up as batman for hollow ween.
what do an orphan and a apple not have in common?
the apple actually gets picked
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go uh uh uh uh uh uh
Who wants to be my boyfriend plzz
With did the tomato say to the other tomato
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
why does Elmo turn emo because he's Elmo emo
