I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
why can't orphans play baseball
they don't know were home is
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend
As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love
9/11 jokes are a bomb
my balls
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
