What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
me: the light wow brighter than my future
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
whats the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? about 140 calories
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
titanic. doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why cant orphans play basketball. they dont know where home is
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night
because i an orphan
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it’s like to be wanted
why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles
I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
