Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Worst Jokes Ever
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
