Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.