Worst Jokes Ever
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.