Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
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Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
what was Stephen hawkings favorite childhood song.......... the wheels on the chair go round and round
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides? A: When it's intersected by a plane!
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
yor momy is so fat that when she went to the denitest theh wide wer the man sad one at a time
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones
orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there
orphan-realizes
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Yo mama so fat that she’s social distancing from herself
Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
what do blind people and an orphan have in common both cant see their parents
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
that joke didn't land well did it
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.