Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
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