Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.