Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Data protection is not my story.
I lost the information.
People are angry.
I deleted the files...
You always laugh.
Several processes: system, system, system...
Your hashtag is your hashtag.
Limited information is limited.
Commercial shopping photographs.
Many books, non-emails. The license is not allowed.
He's not a thief.
Foreign activity.
Model: balls
The service is very convenient. Particular attention is paid. There is no competition. Good performance. I'm sure I'm ready to be a strong person.
Employees under 20 years of age: "This company is not good."
Several processes: system, system, system...
My peace is my snow.
Loading hidden data.
New forms of new vaccines are up to date.
Antiviral antioxidant. Buy online!
Mystery will be there so I can do very well.
I am blessed; my wife is true.
Stop the computer: Protect your protection.
I do not have bacteria there.
Computer input: Focus! Marsh! Traya!
Everything is eternal.
I'm ready to sell.
Check Wi-Fi. Here.
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What does a rubix cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they get.