Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.