Worst Jokes Ever
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"