Worst Jokes Ever
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare Fraud
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police Brutality
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's Rights
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?
To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day a woman knew her place.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.