Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Programming

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Vampire

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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • System

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    Several processes: system, system, system...

    Your hashtag is your hashtag.

    Limited information is limited.

    Commercial shopping photographs.

    Many books, non-emails. The license is not allowed.

    He's not a thief.

    Foreign activity.

    Company

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    Model: balls

    The service is very convenient. Particular attention is paid. There is no competition. Good performance. I'm sure I'm ready to be a strong person.

    Employees under 20 years of age: "This company is not good."

    System

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    Several processes: system, system, system...

    My peace is my snow.

    Loading hidden data.

    New forms of new vaccines are up to date.

    Antiviral antioxidant. Buy online!

    Mystery will be there so I can do very well.

    Computer

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    I am blessed; my wife is true.

    Stop the computer: Protect your protection.

    I do not have bacteria there.

    Computer input: Focus! Marsh! Traya!

    Everything is eternal.

    I'm ready to sell.

    Check Wi-Fi. Here.

    Knock knock

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    US Marine: Knock Knock!

    Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?

    US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

    Knock knock

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    Kim Jong Il: Knock knock

    Political Prisoner: Who's there?

    Kim Jong Il: Boo

    Political Prisoner: Boo who?

    Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.

    Dick

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    What does a rubix cube and a dick have in common?

    The more you play with them the harder they get.