WATS UP BITCHES MISS ME
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
Yo gabriella any idea where our other friends are?
Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
9/11 or just 7 eleven to a Mexican person.
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”