What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Wife: "Hi honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not...."
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.