Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Baby

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How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Incest

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Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

Drug

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"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

Rape

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A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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  • Orphan

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    Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

    They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!