Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Doin (DYM 4)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.