Worst Jokes Ever

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."