Worst Jokes Ever

Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Where did the king put his armies?

In his sleevies.

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

The (DYM 72).

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?