Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
I am gay.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!