Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Worst Jokes Ever
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Guys, add me in Discord.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).