Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

"I love you with all my heart."

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

How did the cheetah greet other animals?

Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!