Worst Jokes Ever
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Your nan's gay.
Bye!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Prince, can we please chat?
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!