Worst Jokes Ever

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Eschew obfuscation.

Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.

I love rap!

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...

Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.

Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!

Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!

Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

When you still there?

"It never gets old."

"Just like a sick kid!"

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.