Worst Jokes Ever

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I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!

Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?

Ayo, the pizza here-

OH N*GGA!!

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

1 hour challengeeee.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

"AOT is mid."

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Let's talk.

My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...

What's the difference between a dick and a rock?

One's hard.

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

Suicide

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.