Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
You (DYM 53).
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don't get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!"
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"