Worst Jokes Ever
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Hey, Alya.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Like (DYM 82).
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
I am Cummer.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."